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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Did you know 98% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

Today I thought i would share some of my favorite quotes and sayings. These are all pretty random, but I think they are pretty funny. Most of these are from 'Author Unkown'.

'Always forgive your enemies. Nothing will annoy them more.'

'If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?'

'For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.'

'Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.'

'When your right, no one remembers, when your wrong, no one forgets.'

'Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.'

'Dogs have owners, cats have staff.'

'Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back.'

'I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.'

'Before you critisize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.'

Just a few laughs for the day! Ok..some of them are pretty corny, but they still made me laugh!

1 comment:

annaliese said...

I love these! the 'walk a mile in their shoes' is one of my all time favorite twists on a quote :) and your title is something my hubby and I joke about every time we hear a statistic! hee you have inspired me to find more of these hilarious quotes...